don’t be a pussy.
Wearing my bikini around the house to try to be comfortable and confident in it.
not going well.
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper